Saturday, October 08, 2011

Shit my uncle says on facebook

"I am on some hot chick's lap top that I got drunk with at Chili's and now we are at Day's Inn (Krist I don't even know her name . . .) anyway she's passed out in the bed right now (not much use to me - think I will go through her wallet and see if there is anything worth taking) pretty sure she wont remember me - damn - she's hot - if she starts puking I'm definitely leaving . . ."

My kids brought some ecstasy back from school and wanted me to try it - Woooooo0000OoooooW . . . know I feel like dancing my fucking brains out (and lots of alcohol seems to go quite well with it) guess my living room will have to do (now if only I had a dancing partner - where's that fucking dancing bear!)

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